ROLLIN WITH THE SISSY PATROL

(photos from the fifth annual Idiotarod race in NYC, more photos here)

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NYC IDIOTAROD 2008 WINNERS

Best in Show: Danger Zone

Best Bribery: Fake Work

Best Sabotage:

1. Cobra

2. Gnome Camp

3. Carticus

Purple Heart Award:

1. Burt Reynold's Mustache

2. Hair Cult for Men

3. Culture Club/ 7 Deadly Sins tied

Most surprising completion of the race despite an unwieldy course:

1. Colonel Angus

2. Cold Master Union

3. Taste the Rainbow

Best Industrial Design: WWF

Other Awards

Most Spirit: No Sheep Til Brooklyn

Most Sweetness: Taste the Rainbow

Best Recruitment of new members along the course: SaKKred Cow (Kostume Kult)

Cart with the most miles: CROC Hunter

Keeping it Surreal: Easy Listening

Made me feel old and bored: Internet Meme

If you are going to throw something how about dried corn: The Amish

Most unlikely to bring their mom: Mad Max

Best Loss of Security Deposit: Chefs

TV reference award: Arrested Development

Fabulous so Gay and we love you for it: The Bedazzlers

Best Cobra Cart: Cobra Evan

Best Judge/ Lifetime Achievement award: Mo

Stole the most stuff: Robbers in the Temple

Most persistent: La Jodida Muerte

Best name change when Pirates became against the rules: The Angry Whores

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Ever tried to cover up the holes in the bottom of your sneakers with duct tape? Does not work.

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MP3:

Here's a Green Day cover by some guy with the worst wig ever and his friend Florence.

• Lightspeed Champion And Florence - Scattered

A band's place in myspace.